Not a good idea

If you have bad-belly from eating a pot cookie then splurging at McDonald's at 4 am, don't make instant miso soup and poach an egg in it.

It's disgusting.

I'm a Catch!

In a recent game of "Name Celebrities You Would Like to Fuck" I came up with the triumvirate of:

Mickey Rourke
Ray Liotta
Al Franken

I want to have sex with guys who will probably kill me or be my Dad. Whoa! Bring it to therapy, Clarke!

Chemical Guarantee

My friend, Arda, and I had dinner in Brooklyn last night. And we were both hit by the ice-cream bug. Finding ice-cream in New York City is NOT an easy task. We settled on a Tasti-D-Light. I am very very very suspect of Tasti-D-Light. The name is too cutesy, it's weirdly expensive and I am convinced it will render me unable to bear children. But it was all that was open.

I ate about half of mine when my mouth started to feel weird and I stopped. I mentioned to Arda that the Tasti-D-Light seemed to have more sugar in it than other frozen treats. Arda disagreed. She said it was all chemicals. Then 10 minutes later I looked down at my cup of Tasti-D-Light and knew my fears were justified. Arda was right. The Tasti-D-Light was not meltiing. It was foaming. It was also puffing up in a weird way. It was like it was cloning. The whole thing reminded me of Kevin Spacey's face in "Outbreak." Not just his normal face, but after he gets sick.

I don't know what Tasti-D-Light is made of but I'm really depressed today. STAY AWAY!