McCain Girls

I may be late to the party on this one, but my friend Flossie turned me onto the McCain Girls video below. It is almost unspeakable in its badness.



Now I don't want to pick on these ladies because they are unattractive. They aren't heinous and individually they are pretty standard looking. But when you combine their forces it unleashes a jolt of unfuckability that is usually only seen at country & western concerts. It is amazing to see three odd looking women of three different races (and one of these gals is certified AARP) lip-syncing for McCain.

This song is proof that Apple shouldn't include Garage Band in with their operating software. I'm sure it is how the Manhattan Project fellas felt when they saw the actual damage an atom bomb can cause.

I recommend the ENTIRE video. If you have a bong handy then more power to you.

If you want a "best of recommendation" then go to 1:40 for some sweet green-screen action. The ladies fake a conversation in front of a window as dozens of McCains are raining down. Then one gal does a pretty good job miming opening the window until she lets her hands go nuts and reaches waaay over her head. Then the old one acts sexy. Blargh.

This is basically the most hilarious reason to vote McCain.