The following email exchange took place between me and my sister while I was having my period (sorry fellas):
JACKIE TO ALI:
I HAVE THE WORST CRAMPS!!!!!!!
I had to tell someone that. Thank you.
ALI TO JACKIE:
I will be out of the office starting 05/22/2008 and will not return until 05/28/2008.
Please contact Tanya Dole for assistance at ext 44869
Let me tell you something, Tanya did not care about my cramps.