Email Exchange: Me and My Sister

The following email exchange took place between me and my sister while I was having my period (sorry fellas):

JACKIE TO ALI:
I HAVE THE WORST CRAMPS!!!!!!!

I had to tell someone that. Thank you.


ALI TO JACKIE:
I will be out of the office starting 05/22/2008 and will not return until 05/28/2008.

Please contact Tanya Dole for assistance at ext 44869

Let me tell you something, Tanya did not care about my cramps.