Happy Mother's Day One-Eyed Don!

Yesterday was Mother's Day. Every year I send my sister a card and call her. But this year she gave me a Mother's Day present in the shape of a classic Ali email. She bartends every Sunday and yesterday was no different.

Thanks for the call yesterday. As you know I was at work..where I got to witness some dude lose a tooth while eating his salad. Yes, he was literally holding it in his hand..then tried to blame it on the salad..I told him he had a crappy dentist. Unreal.

He then wanted to take out his dental plate..(I guess the plate holds all the fake teeth..ugh I dunno) and to make it worse he only has 1 eye, we call him 1 eyed Don because there are several Don's.

We are horrible people.

One-eyed Don. My sister is such a genius.

Although I am sorry she had to spend Mother's Day looking at a one-eyed, no-toothed freak, I am glad she shares this stuff with me.