I had an unfortunate incident with a donut today. Actually three donuts.
You see, my friend Danielle left a box of donuts at my house. And to be fair I went over 24 hours without shoving my face in them. I picked at them, like a lady.
This afternoon I discovered that the glazed ones were really soft and fresh (unlike the chocolate covered ones that I had been picking at). So in a fit of heat induced hysteria, I devoured the outer shell of three glazed donuts. Really fast.
I took the rest of the donuts and the donut guts and ran water over them then threw them away. I am a hot mess.
I was told I have existential bulimia. I agree.
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I have had this morning all my life. Live proud, Jackie!
My boyfriend was out of town for five days so I bought absolutely no groceries and he came back last night so we went out to dinner. At 2 AM I woke up with the major awakies, so I walked over to CVS and bought a box of Enteman's powdered doughnuts. I came home and I figured - okay, there's 3 of each kind, so I'll just eat one of each type. That's reasonable! I'm *SO* restrained.
Yikes! Hang in there Jackie.
MMMMMMM GLAZED... SO DARN TOOTIN GOOD... Ali
"I picked at them, like a lady." Ms. Clarke proceded to pop open a can of suds and belch, lustily.
maple bacon glazed donuts @ the nickel diner on the corner of 5th and rapeville. try em. they're delicious
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