Starting to Feel Bad for McCain

This made me DIE laughing. (From Bill Maher's show)



DIE DIE DIE
"Oh Grandpa" is now my new catch-phrase!

But now after this today (fast forward to :50)



I once saw my Dad throw up. Watching that makes me feel the same. Sort of shock, some amusement and a potent sense of my own mortality.

20 Second Movie Review: Flash of Genius

The always delightful Dennis Hensley took me to a screener of "Flash of Genius."

"FOG" is the true story of inventor and bad husband and father, Robert Kearns, who sued the Ford Motor company for stealing his invention for the intermittent windshield wipe.

My 20 second review:

"Flash of Genius" more like "Piece of Crap." I was rooting for Ford.

You can not enjoy the trailer here:

Existential bulimia

I had an unfortunate incident with a donut today. Actually three donuts.

You see, my friend Danielle left a box of donuts at my house. And to be fair I went over 24 hours without shoving my face in them. I picked at them, like a lady.

This afternoon I discovered that the glazed ones were really soft and fresh (unlike the chocolate covered ones that I had been picking at). So in a fit of heat induced hysteria, I devoured the outer shell of three glazed donuts. Really fast.

I took the rest of the donuts and the donut guts and ran water over them then threw them away. I am a hot mess.

I was told I have existential bulimia. I agree.