My friend Susan and I were watching "Make Me a Supermodel" when I paused my Tivo on this image
The penis is question is Gabriel. According to Bravo's website Gabriel "enjoys sports, including basketball, wakeboarding and football, plays the guitar, and loves to write. He works as a freelance photographer and enjoys traveling by himself."
Charming, although I have no idea what wakeboarding is. Come to think of it, you know who also enjoys traveling by themselves? Serial killers.
Who cares! He has a big penis!