Sox Vs Red Sox

Today is the start of a four game Sox/Yankee series. I, in further proof I need loads of therapy, am engaged to a Yankee fan. Today there have been some truly toxic emails going back and forth between me, Sam and Matt Felix, a Sox fan.

Sam is from Indiana and the fact that he is a Yankees fan rightfully annoys Matt Felix. So Matt wrote Sam this email:

Sam,

If you don't identify w/ the Midwest,it should be a natural progression for you, as a man of fine tastes and good breeding, to embrace New England along with it's fine sports teams w/ their rich traditions. You are with a great gal who is born and bred. NY has no real unique culture aside from commerce and the various ethnic groups. CA is shallow and modern. Of the commonly recognized geographic regions of the United States, only New England offers a non-pathological culture that you can really sink your teeth into. It is the the land of wooden ships and iron men. It will never be too late to admit the mistake you made by becoming a Yankees, Lakers and Cowboys fan. And what an incredible gesture it would be to your special one as well as yourself. C'mon over from the Dark Side, Sam! We are all ready to welcome you into the NE sports family.

Your Friend,

Matt Felix





I couldn't agree more. Go SOX!!!

21 comments:

Curtis said...

jackie...this is sick!

-curtis

ps - go yanks!

Justin said...

keep fighting the good fight

Anonymous said...

We will Justin. Thank you for your empowering words

Matt Felix

Ron said...

"It is the the land of wooden ships and iron men."

I was whistling, moistly, "Glory Halleleujia" when I read that one.

Natasha said...

Saw you last night in Roo Roo. It was great to see you with them again!

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Nicole said...

As a friend of Sam's from long ago, I must concur that he should pick a better team than the yankees as he is NOT orignally from there. I, being from Pittsburgh, will forever be a Steelers fan, however I tend to go to Boston for baseball. Sam, please at least get a hat from Jackie and just try to wear it - see how it feels.
:)
Nicole

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